Speed up your angular app and get rid of sasqwatches

$asqwatches (sas-kwatch) are real and they're hiding in your angular apps. To understand why, we have to step back and remember how we used to, in some cases still do, build our angular apps. Like all of you, when I first learned about angular and got my hands on it, I was in love. The ability to create your own HTML elements, not having to use jQuery, and two-way data binding changed the game.